i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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