Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You left your underwear on the fireplace
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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