So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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