ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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