I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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