he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
