i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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