Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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