Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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