i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner