Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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