I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe