It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.