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• (650): View more from California

  Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.

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• (619): View more from California

  She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...

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• (626): View more from California

  It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse

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