The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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