Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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