I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My pussy is not your playground.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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