Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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