Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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