You're so nebulous sometimes
Where did you get a picture of my penis
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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