The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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