Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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