lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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