Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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