Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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