that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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