after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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