Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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