so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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