i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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