Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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