So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
its liver damage thursday
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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