y did u give ur computer a hand job?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I wish you could order shots online.
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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