So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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