it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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