But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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