Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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