ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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