So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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