I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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