There is no way he is gay with that hair.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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