She bit a glass in half.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I believe in your delicious
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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