I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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