He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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