so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just found puke in my bra..
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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