Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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