I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Randomize
