she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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