Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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