Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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