How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Congratulations! We have a period
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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