It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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