do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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