white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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