3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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