i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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