That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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